We truly value our clients and our patrons. We want you to be completely satisfied with your experience. We are dedicated to the creation of the most disturbing artwork in the world. With that being stated, there is no artwork like this in the world and this is the first time in 10 years the artwork has been revealed and exposed to the general public. All Sales Are Final.
Terms and Agreements
When purchasing an item from Doctor Skeleton’s Closet you become a Member of our V.I.P. clientele. Your support and your business are appreciated and we truly want to thank you. Here are a few topics that will set us apart from “Other Art Dealers”.
First and foremost you will want to read our Shipping & Handling policy for details on how your item will be processed and shipped out to you. Every effort will be made to ensure the safe arrival of your item of interest. Your item will be insured for the purchased amount and or more than the price paid for the item. This insurance will have tracking numbers and will be trackable and traceable so you can monitor the package in transit. This will cover any risk of loss or damage.
Read our Contact Us page for any questions, concerns, or inquiries. We want you to be completely informed and totally satisfied with your purchase. We will make every effort to send you as much documentation as you wish to support the authenticity of the artwork.
To ensure the maximum amount of safety for credit transactions all payments will go through PayPal. Paypal has the most trustable and credible resources for safe online transactions for legitimate online businesses. They do not retain credit information and each individual will have a safe and private account to conduct our business. All sales are final. There are no returns or exchanges.
We do not collect, keep, sell, or share any private information including the address you provide for the shipping of your item. We do not disclose any information for any reason to anyone. Your V.I.P. status will be recognized through this website only not from records or purchase history.
Your items will be exactly as shown and described and we can assure you that your every request and inquiry will be addressed accordingly to your interests. We will gladly send you additional information as well as some very unusual client and patron services we are proud to offer our V.I.P. Members.
Client Appreciation And Gratuity
When you purchase any form of artwork from Doctor Skeleton you will receive the following services as our terms of appreciation and agreements to our V.I.P. members……
- All shipping, handling, processing, insurance fees, and taxes are completely absorbed by Dr. Skeleton. Everything is included for your convenience in the cost of the agreed selling price. There are no hidden fees or agendas, our terms of agreement begin with mutual respect.
- Your artwork, (item), you purchased will arrive safely to you worldwide to any location you choose. Your item will be insured for the purchasing price and or more than the item was sold for. This will help to ensure the safe arrival of your item. Your artwork will be secured in an oversized package with instructions for the safe removal of the artwork.
- You will be entitled to receive an E-Mail with photos and/or videos of the artwork you purchased. Every work of art from Doctor Skeleton’s Closet is one of a kind. When you purchase the artwork you are entitled to copies of the photos and or videos of your artwork. We do own the copyrights to the videos and photos, however, we like to show our appreciation to our clients by providing them with some additional gratuities.
Certificates Of Authenticity
Every work of art created that is purchased will receive a certificate of authenticity. Every certificate will vary depending on the type of artwork that you purchase. Every certificate of authenticity will have the personal D.N.A. of Dr. Skeleton to ensure the authenticity of his work. The D.N.A. for the certificate can be used to collaborate the D.N.A. in the artwork that was purchased. Every work of Art has a certificate of authenticity that has some form of D.N.A. as a signature, as well as the actual signature from Dr. Skeleton himself.
The certificate will indicate the type of body fluid used in the certificate of authenticity as well as any type of human remains and or body fluid or blood that was used in the artwork that was purchased. The certificate will indicate the approximate time period and or year the artwork was created. If you have any concerns please Contact Us.
There are no safety hazards and no one’s safety is ever compromised. There will be clear instructions for handling all of the items you will receive. We recommend handling your artwork with surgical gloves. There is no D.N.A. used in the creation of jewelry. If you purchased jewelry or some other type of artwork that D.N.A. was not used as a “Signature”, your certificate of authenticity will have D.N.A. provided as the “Signature”.
The certificates of authenticity are truly works of art themselves and vary dramatically depending on the type and or size of the artwork purchased. All artwork that is purchased for a selling price over $10,000 will receive a certificate of authenticity that is a collaborated work of art specifically designed by Dr. Skeleton himself to accompany the work that was purchased for display and or personal private documentation.
The D.N.A. used for signature purposes on the certificates of authenticity will be applied directly from Dr. Skeleton prior to shipping the artwork and should be dealt with using caution when handling the artwork. This would be the only D.N.A. That has yet to decompose to safety levels. With that stated, the small amount of D.N.A. will be very “minuscule”, and will not be a safety concern as long as the certificates are handled with surgical gloves.
Additionally, we like to send our V.I.P. clients something that is both unusual and disturbing as a token of our gratitude. Every gift of appreciation is truly one of a kind, Dr. Skeleton will create something for you similar to your interest or possibly an interest you have yet to acquire. We truly appreciate your support and your business. Your abnormal art gift will be unusual, disturbing, and possibly disgusting. Keep in mind…all artwork from “The Doctor” does contain his personal D.N.A. “Signature”…and so will your gift.
Shipping, Handling, And Processing Your Items
Depending on the item you purchased will directly affect the expected time of arrival for your artwork. Regardless of the item, you purchase, each item will be carefully packaged for the safe arrival of the artwork. Many items will require custom-made packaging and could take up to 30 days for full processing.
Total processing never exceeds 30 days, and typically this time frame will include shipping and transit for your item. Large sculptures and large paintings and drawings will take longer to process. These types of purchases will require custom-made packaging, adhesives, restraints, spacers, etc, to ensure the safe arrival of your artwork. These packages can take several days to complete and will include very specific removal instructions.
If you purchased a smaller item you can expect the handling and processing time to be less than 1 week and you can expect your package in a timely fashion. Depending on where you are located in the world will determine the “Timely Fashion” in which your package will be received.
We strive and make every effort to make the process as fast as possible without compromising the safety of the artwork. Any purchase that exceeds $5,000 will have excessive protection for safe arrivals anywhere in the world. These types of orders will take unpredictable amounts of time.
You will be contacted for updates on your packaging and handling status. You can leave emails and or phone numbers to receive text messages about the status of your order. Please leave your contact information with our administrator here AT…administrator@doctorskeleton.com
We will let you know when and what to expect you can be notified for every stage of your shipping and or handling. Once your item is on its way, then you can simply track your artwork worldwide until it safely arrives to you.
Your business is truly appreciated and we will contact you every step of the way until your artwork has safely arrived. Please do not minimize the severity of reading and understanding the removal instructions. The safety of your purchase and your satisfaction is our mission.
Legal Information And Disclaimer 2021
You assume full responsibility for acquiring the artwork and knowledge of your rights of possession of the artwork you purchase. many of the artwork purchased from this website could have restrictions based on the laws of your country and or states.
Doctor Skeleton’s Closet and Dr. Skeleton have no legal obligations and assume no responsibilities for your purchase. As a client and patron of Dr. Skeleton, your personal and private information is never shared, sold, or disclosed. Your privacy is completely confidential.
You are assuming full responsibility for every legal aspect of the transactions, ownership liabilities, and purchasing of artwork from this website, Dr. Skeleton, and Doctor Skeleton’s Closet are not responsible for any legal aspect of any transaction or sale of artwork produced and sold from this website.
Additionally, you have purchased the personal D.N.A. of Doctor Skeleton and is your responsibility to handle that with both caution and care. We are not responsible for any misuse or transferring of the body fluids and or D.N.A. once it is sold to you. Dr. Skeleton has no diseases and is clinically a very healthy person.
You assume any and all legal responsibilities for the ownership and possession of the artwork upon the financial completion of each transaction. You will be 100% liable for any type of misuse and or misconduct of purchasing the artwork and the D.N.A. of Dr. Skeleton.
We strongly advise that you hire an online attorney for a very small fee to get the exact laws in writing for your states and or countries. It is in your best interest to obtain the legal rights of ownership in writing prior to your purchase and ownership and possession for your protection.
You can always check any .gov website for accurate information if you live in The United States of America. Many other countries have credible resources to gather the proper legal information for ownership.
Doctor Skeleton’s Closet and Dr. Skelton assume no legal liabilities and/or responsibilities for the purchasing, possession, or ownership of this controversial artwork that is sold from this website.
Historical Information
Doctor Skeleton’s Closet is the only one in the world of its kind. All of our human skeletons will soon become the last of the artwork ever produced by Dr. Skeleton. There will be a finite number of sculptures ever produced and there will be very few of them sold.
If you have purchased artwork from Doctor Skeleton’s Closet then you are some of the only people in the world to have some of these elaborate very limited works of art. Dr. Skeleton will only produce 7 7 7 pieces total in his lifetime, only thirteen of which will be human skulls. Each work of art will be a true one-of-a-kind. None of the works of art will be duplicated, copied, printed, or reproduced.
There will be approximately 500 more works of art sold worldwide including Sculptures, Paintings, Drawings, Oddities, etc. There will be an exact number produced 1,001 in total. The artwork will be limited to the amount of Human Bones left to create and sculpt from in Dr. Skeleton’s collection, and The D.N.A. used in the Artwork will be limited to the life span of Dr. Skeleton.
The majority of the drawings and paintings are about 10 – 20 years old, some are nearly considered antiques. Many of them on archival papers and others on papers that varied in ranges of 10 – 40-year-old papers for mediums. The human bones are all in fact over 100 years old. These works of art created with human bones are true “centurions”. These deceased humans were once worshiped by other people.
The vast majority of the artwork was obtained from a “The Private Collection” and was created over a “Decade” ago. There are very few newly created works of art from Dr. Skeleton. This collection is very limited and is never will be reproduced, copied, or duplicated in any way. Every work of art is one-of-a-kind, there are no duplicates or reproductions.
There are will only be 7 7 7 works of art in total that will be created for sale to the general public and or our V.I.P.’s. The entire collection will be limited to those 7 7 7 works of creative historical art. Each item will have it’s own identification number that will be written on the back of the certificate of authenticity.
Only V.I.P. Members will have access to see and to purchase from “The Private Collection”. Inside the “Private Collection” are the rarest creations from the mind of Dr. Skeleton, and have never been exposed to the general public.
The historical value of this limited edition will be studied indefinitely… We make history at “The Art Show Syndicate”. In order to preserve the integrity of the entire collection, the artwork has to be numbered and cataloged for authenticity purposes.
We prefer to recognize our clients and patrons as approximately 1,000 members will have participated in Making World History Together. To keep the authenticity of each member the identification number of that client is the same exact number as the artwork that was obtained.
If a client chooses to obtain more than one item of artwork then that would affect the number of members worldwide. If a patron makes a donation to The Skeleton’s Closet, then their private identification will be added to the “Membership List”.
Since we do not keep any private or personal information those clients who obtain the artwork will be the only people in the world who know they are a member. The only way to actually verify the authenticity of the artwork is to use ultraviolet light to find the D.N.A. on the artwork itself.
Then simply verify the D.N.A. from the letter of authenticity, the client’s personal member identification number on the certificate would be the number of the artwork sold and their V.I.P.I.D., again, this number can vary depending on how many works of art this collector has obtained.
We do not see our clients and patrons as customers… “We See Our Very Important People” as collectors and clients and members of world history and we value both their support and their business.
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