Shipping & Handling - Doctor Skeleton's Closet

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Terms and Agreements

We absorb any and all costs, fees, taxes, and insurance for shipping, handling, and delivery of the artwork that is purchased from this website. All Sales Are Final. Shipping and handling costs can vary into hundreds of dollars when shipping internationally, We Pay for all Shipping Charges and Handling Fees. All artwork is insured and tracked for loss or damage.

When you purchase an Item from Doctor Skeleton’s Closet you are in agreement with these terms of the shipping, handling, receiving, and legal notices provided here for your safety, protection, and privacy.

The safety of the artwork you purchase is our number one priority for customer satisfaction. Many of the sculptures containing human bones are very fragile and will require a variety of variables to ensure the safe arrival of the artwork. Additionally, Paintings, Drawings, and Other works of art will need a variety of packing options to ensure the safety of the image and protect the safety of the risks of shipping.

All artwork that is purchased from Doctor Skeleton’s Closet will be insured for the amount paid for the artwork and or above the actual selling price. The packages will have both tracking and insurance for your protection and convenience.

The artwork usually does not get mailed out priority and or expedited. Typically packages will be severely oversized in most cases to ensure the safety of the work. If you purchase a smaller item most likely the item will ship priority depending on the item and or country in which you reside.

All sales are final. There are no returns. The package is insured for damages or loss. You may request as many additional pictures and information before purchasing the artwork you have chosen. Simply send us an Email…attn: administrator@doctorskeleton.com

We will gladly assist you in any way we can. Your complete satisfaction is our top priority. Please Be certain to read the entire purchasing agreement.

Certificates Of Authenticity

Every work of art created will receive a certificate of authenticity. Every certificate will vary depending on the type of artwork that you purchase. Every certificate of authenticity will have the personal D.N.A. of Doctor Skeleton to ensure the authenticity of his work.

The D.N.A. for the certificate can be used to collaborate the D.N.A. in the artwork that was purchased. Every work of Art has a certificate of authenticity that has some form of D.N.A. as a signature, as well as the actual signature from Doctor Skeleton.

The certificate will indicate the type of body fluid used in the certificate of authenticity as well as any type of human remains and or body fluid or blood that was used in the artwork that was purchased. The certificate will indicate the approximate time period and or year the artwork was created.

The certificates of authenticity are truly works of art themselves and vary dramatically depending on the type and or size of the artwork purchased. All artwork that is purchased for a selling price over $10,000 will receive a certificate of authenticity that is a collaborated work of art specifically designed by Doctor Skeleton to accompany the work that was purchased for display and or personal private documentation.

The D.N.A. used for signature purposes on the certificates of authenticity will be applied directly from Doctor Skeleton prior to shipping the artwork and should be dealt with using caution when handling the artwork.

Opening Instructions And Details

Every work of art will come shipped directly to the address you provided. Every package will have a set of instructions for opening the package safely to eliminate the risk of damaging the artwork. There will be instructions sealed on the outside of every package. Please read all of the instructions carefully before opening the package.

Depending on what type of artwork you purchased will determine how carefully the item needs to be removed. The instructions are extremely important due to numerous varieties in the handling and packaging of the artwork. Every package is completely different…Every package will have detailed instructions for you to follow. If you have any questions or concerns Contact Us anytime.

After reading the opening instructions carefully, you will be able to safely remove the artwork with absolute confidence. The instructions will be clear and concise and will all be step-by-step. Simply follow each step until you have the artwork secured and safely out of the packaging.

Shipping Details For Sculptures

The packaging for shipping sculptures will vary dramatically different and will be impossible to predict what type of resources will be used in the shipping safety of the artwork that you purchased. Depending on the size and weight of a human bone sculpture and the delicacy of the artwork being shipped, will directly have an effect on what type of shipping safety needs to be used to ensure the safe arrival of the artwork.

This type of shipping could require multiple corrugated containers, and a large variety of packaging foams, and or restraints. The artwork could be contained inside of wooden crates to ensure the stability for travel or concerns fragile structures (sculpture) of delicacy.

Additionally, there could be a variety of temporary adhesives and or tapes to ensure safe arrivals and or stability for shipping across the globe. Many of the human bones will be sent in oversized containers with excessive foams, wraps, and papers for safe arrival and concerns of disturbing the artwork itself.

There is no guarantee of the size and weight of the package until it is completely secured for safe travel and delivery. All of your specifics can be found in the tracking and insurance history of the mailing agreements. The artwork could possibly be delivered in a very large package and weigh more than anticipated.

Shipping Details For Drawings And Paintings

All drawings and Paintings will arrive safely in oversized protective “Flat” handmade containers. Drawing and paintings are never rolled up and shipped from The Closet of Doctor Skeleton. When you purchase fine art from this website your paintings and or drawing will arrive safely as shown and in the exact condition, they were displayed in the presentations.

All paintings and drawings are shipped out in “Flat” handmade containers made specifically for the drawing and or painting that was purchased. If you purchased a flat painting or drawing that had no distorted qualities, then your artwork will arrive carefully placed and attached between two very large pieces of flat foam board.

There could be slips sheets to protect the images and or paint, there could be spacers to prevent rubbing, vibrating or a variety of shipping issues. This will vary depending on the nature of the artwork purchased, the age of the piece, and the mediums used in the creation of the artwork.

Expect these shipping sizes to range from sizes 8 feet x 4 feet and smaller. Depending on the size of the artwork you purchase will depend on how the piece will be shipped out. All drawings and paintings will arrive safely in a very large oversized package.

The package will be lightweight, however, the artwork will be secured in an industrial-strength foam board used for construction. The foam board will be able to endure any abuse for shipping the artwork around the world. The foam boards will vary in thickness, color, type, shape, size, and quality. The foam boards will be selected as necessary depending on the type of artwork you purchase.

Be certain to read the un-packing instructions that will be attached to the outside of your package. You will need the opening instructions to ensure the artwork is not damaged upon removal from its hand-made container. Read and follow the instructions provided very carefully.

The large foam boards will be taped completely around all of the edges to secure the artwork from moisture or temperature variations in shipping around the world. This tape will be industrial strength and will be difficult to remove properly. Read the instructions provided on the outside of the package to eliminate the possibility of damage while opening the piece.

The artwork you purchased will be delivered to you in “Raw” form. The artwork will be secured to the foam and or some type of slip sheet. Please, read the removal instructions carefully to prevent damage upon removal. “Raw” form Is exactly as the artwork was created without any form of display such as frames, enclosures, and or matting.

When the artwork is produced such as a painting or a drawing, the artwork is dried and preserved in a climate-controlled area. The artwork is then kept flat and carefully placed vertically until the piece has completely dried and the D.N.A. is no longer a “Safety Risk”.

The artwork is kept in a climate-controlled area for the duration of the “maturity” of the artwork. The artwork is not truly complete until the art is completely dry and has been “matured” for a minimum of a 6 month time period.

The “maturing” process is an art form of its own. During the stages of D.N.A. decomposition, the art will be affected in a variety of ways. Blood will appear much darker over time and will remain permanently as applied if the artwork is dried and stored properly.

In other circumstances, The Skeleton’s Closet will intentionally store certain artwork in climates to provoke mold, bacterial growth, blurring and distortion, and decomposition to create something more disgusting and more disturbing.

All D.N.A. artwork that is sold from The Closet of Doctor Skeleton and this website has been secured and safely kept for many years. This ensures the safety of the project and also confirms the outcome of the artwork. When using decomposing elements for “art”, the older the artwork is, the safer it becomes. Additionally, some artwork is created intentionally to continue discoloration over many years to keep the art disturbing.

Depending on the type of D.N.A. Doctor Skeleton chooses to apply to his work, directly depends on the decay process and the decomposition, and the aspects of the vision for the piece itself. Every type of secretion has a different and significant value to add to the artwork. Often times hidden messages and images will be displayed on the artwork that is not visible to the naked eye, and many times that is done with bodily secretions.

In order to truly appreciate the work of Doctor Skelton, you will need ultraviolent lighting for the full effect of the piece. Sometimes the body fluids are added directly to the piece, sometimes body fluid is used for an actual signature, and other times body fluids are used for adding to inks, paint, and or charcoals and graphites.

Blood, Semen, Body Fluids, etc. Shipping Details

When shipping artwork that contains D.N.A. and artwork that contains some form of bodily excretion and or fluid from Doctor Skeleton there will likely be a variety of shipping variations to ensure the quality of the artwork is not compromised during shipping.

Any work of art that the human blood and or semen of Doctor Skelton was used will have special opening instructions on the exterior of the package. All blood work and or bodily fluid artwork is shipped and handled with extreme care and will have a variety of shipping props. spacers, slip sheets to ensure the blood work and or bodily fluids are not altered in any way during the shipping process.

Be certain to read all instructions carefully before opening the packages. All of the artwork sold from this website was obtained from a private collection. The artwork itself is about 10 years old. The body fluid is no longer infectious and should not be considered a risk.

Shipping Details For Human Bones and Human Remains

This type of artwork will typically ship out the same way every time with a few subtle variations. The human bones and human remains will arrive safely in oversized heavy congregated packages. The packages will be secured with a large variety of foams and papers used to secure the human bones and or remains during the transit of the artwork.

Read the instructions on the outside of the box to be certain there are no special opening instructions. Most of these types of packages can be opened with little concern for damaging the artwork that was purchased and shipped to you. The package will be labeled as fragile to instruct the carriers that the package does contain an item that is to be handled with care. If there are any issues that need to be addressed you can Contact Us and we will strive to resolve the matter with you.

Shipping Details For Oddities and Unusual Artwork

These items will arrive in a wide variety of endless shipping options to secure the artwork you purchased. These types of purchases will be impossible to predict how the shipping and handling will be determined for the best interest of your purchase.

There will be opening instructions that will be detailed to the type of artwork you purchased and to the exact nature of how your item was packed before it was shipped out to you. Be certain to read the instructions very carefully before opening your artwork for display.

There will be likely a variety of foams, papers, wrappings, bubbles, and or restraints. Additionally, there are often packages inside of packages to ensure the safe arrival of your purchased artwork.

Processing And Handling

Depending on the item you purchased will directly affect the expected time of arrival for your artwork. Regardless of the item, you purchase, each item will be carefully packaged for the safe arrival of the artwork. Many items will require custom-made packaging and could take up to 30 days for full processing.

Total processing never exceeds 30 days, and typically this time frame will include shipping and transit for your item. Large sculptures and large paintings and drawings will take longer to process. These types of purchases will require custom-made packaging, adhesives, restraints, spacers, etc, to ensure the safe arrival of your artwork. These packages can take several days to complete and will include very specific removal instructions.

If you purchased a smaller item you can expect the handling and processing time to be less than 1 week and you can expect your package in a timely fashion. Depending on where you are located in the world will determine the “Timely Fashion” in which your package will be received.

We strive and make every effort to make the process as fast as possible without compromising the safety of the artwork. Any purchase that exceeds $5,000 will have excessive protection for safe arrivals anywhere in the world. These types of orders will take unpredictable amounts of time.

You will be contacted for updates on your packaging and handling status. You can leave emails and or phone numbers to receive text messages about the status of your order. Please leave your contact information with the Administrator. Please send Attention to Our…administrator@doctorskeleton.com We will let you know when and what to expect. You can always Contact Us here.

Your business is truly appreciated and we will contact you every step of the way until your artwork has safely arrived. Please do not minimize the severity of reading and understanding the removal instructions. The safety of your purchase and your satisfaction is our mission.

Legal Information And Disclaimer 2021

You assume full responsibility for acquiring the artwork and knowledge of your rights of possession of the artwork you purchase. many of the artwork purchased from this website could have restrictions based on the laws of your country and or states.

Doctor Skeleton’s Closet and Doctor Skeleton have no legal obligations and assume no responsibilities for your purchase. As a client and patron of Doctor Skeleton, your personal and private information is never shared, sold, or disclosed. Your privacy is completely confidential.

You are assuming full responsibility for every legal aspect of the transactions, ownership liabilities, and purchasing of artwork from this website, Doctor Skelton’s Closet and Doctor Skelton are not responsible for any aspect of any transaction or sale of artwork produced and sold form this website.

You assume any and all legal responsibilities for the ownership and possession of the artwork upon the financial completion of each transaction.

We strongly advise that you hire an online attorney for a very small fee to get the exact laws in writing for your states and or countries. It is in your best interest to obtain the legal rights of ownership in writing prior to your purchase and ownership and possession for your protection.

Doctor Skeleton and Doctor Skeleton’s Closet assume no legal liabilities and/or responsibilities for the purchasing, possession, or ownership of this controversial artwork that is sold from this website.

Historical Information

Doctor Skeleton’s Closet is the only in the world of its kind. We do not sell entire human skeletons. All of our human skeletons will soon become the last of the artwork ever produced by Doctor Skeleton. There will be a finite number of sculptures ever produced and there will be very few of them sold.

If you have purchased artwork from Doctor Skeleton’s Closet then you are some of the only people in the world to have some of these elaborate very limited works of art. Doctor Skeleton will produce 7 7 7 pieces total in his lifetime, only thirteen of which will be human skulls. (Provided he lives long enough to complete his artistic vision).

There will be approximately 500 more works of art sold worldwide including Sculptures, Paintings, Drawings, Oddities, etc. The artwork will be limited to the number of Human Bones left to create and sculpt from. The D.N.A. used in the Artwork will be limited to the life span of Doctor Skeleton.

The vast majority of the artwork was obtained from a private collection and was created nearly a decade ago. There are very few newly created works of art from Doctor Skeleton. This collection is very limited and it never will be reproduced, copied, or duplicated in any way. Every work of art is one-of-a-kind.

There are will only be 7 7 7 works of art in total that will be created for sale to the general public and or our V.I.P.’s. The entire collection will be limited to those 7 7 7 works of creative historical art. Each item will have it’s own identification number that will be written on the back of the certificate of authenticity.

The historical value of this limited edition will be studied indefinitely… We make history. In order to preserve the integrity of the entire collection, the artwork has to be numbered and cataloged for authenticity.

We prefer to recognize our clients and patrons as approximately 1,000 members who have participated in Making World History Together. To keep the authenticity of each member the identification number of that client is the same exact number as the artwork that was obtained.

If a client chooses to obtain more than one item of artwork then that would affect the number of members worldwide. If a patron makes a donation to Doctor Skeleton, then their private identification will be added to the “membership list”.

Since we do not keep any private or personal information those clients who obtain the artwork will be the only people in the world who know they are a member. The only way to actually verify the authenticity of the artwork is to use ultraviolet light to find the D.N.A. on the artwork itself.

Then simply verify the D.N.A. from the letter of authenticity, the client’s personal member identification number on the certificate would be the number of the artwork sold and their V.I.P.I.D., again, this number can vary depending on how many works of art this collector has obtained.

We do not see our clients and patrons as customers… “We See Our Very Important People” as collectors and clients and members of world history and we value both their support and their business.

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